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The Truth About Vegemite

This is is a piece of toast covered with the foulness that is known as Vegemite:

Let's utilise our rarely exercised logic skills learnt in Philosophy 100:

1. Vegemite looks like shit.

2. Vegemite also smells like shit.

3. No-one seems to know what Vegemite is actually made from.

4. Vegemite is an Australian import, and we all know how Aussies feel about Kiwis.

Conclusion: The logical outcome of all this deep thought is that Vegemite is, in fact, shit, and Australians have shipping it to us in vast quantities for decades in order to weaken our immune systems so they can begin on their insane lust for world domination.

So there you have it. Resist Australian cultural imperialism and BOYCOTT VEGEMITE!

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